Funny sms; 9386 messages
Kid- Teacher, Can I Go
To Bathroom ?
Teacher- Yes, But
Only After Reciting The
Alphabates !
Kid- Ok !
"A,B,C,D,E,F,G,H,I,J,K,L,
M,N,O,
Q,R,S,T,U,V,W,X,Y,Z !"
Teacher- Where Is "P" ?
Kid- Its Running
Down My Leg !!
Plz Let Me Go To The
Bathroom ... ;->
280 chars (2 sms)
Attention Plz
Dere''s a dangerous
virus being passed
around electronicaly,
oraly & by hand.
Diz virus is called
" Weary-Overload-
Recreational-Killer
(WORK) "
If U receive WORK frm
any of Ur Teachers,
Colleagues, Boss Or
Any1 Else via any
means
DON''T TOUCH IT
Diz virus will wipe out
Ur pvt life cmpletely ;->
342 chars (3 sms)
A Smart Lawyer Said:
I Learned Law So Well,
The Day I Graduated
I Sued My College,
Won The Case
And
Got My Tuition Fees
Back ... ;->
151 chars (1 sms)
1 Pathan Apna
Samaan Bag Me Bhar k
GEO k Office Pohanch
Gaya Aur Poocha:
"Wo Baji Kahan Hy Jo
Khabro''n k Beech Me
Kehti Hy Humare Saath
Rahiye Ga"
Hum Us k Saath
Rehne Aaya Hoon.. ;->
201 chars (2 sms)
Latter From A
Customer To The
Bank ...
Dear Sir ,
In View Of The
Current Developments
IN The Banking
Industry,
If One Of My Cheque
Returned Marked
"Insufficient Funds"
Does That Refer To
Me Or To You ?
Your''e Faithfully
Customer ..!
;->
266 chars (2 sms)
Quitters Never Win
And
Winners Never Quite
But Those
Who Never
Quit And Never Win
Are
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"IDIOTS" ;->
188 chars (2 sms)
* T V na Dekhne Se
Gunaho''n Main Kami *
* Sabar Kerne Se
Jannat Main Janey k
Ziada Chances *
~ A Public Service
Message Brought To
You By "K.E.S.C" ~ ;->
179 chars (2 sms)
Boy :Tum Shadi K Baad Apne Lye Alag Ghar Tu Nhi Mango Gi?
Girl : Bilkul Nahi, Bus Tum Apni Amma Ko Alag Ghar Lai Daina.
131 chars (1 sms)
In School Canteen,There Was A Basket Of Apples With Notice Written :
"Don''t Take More Than 1, God Is Watching!"
A Little Further There Was A Box Of Choclates,
A Naughty Child Wrote:
"Take As Many As U Want. God Is Watching The Apples":-)!
250 chars (2 sms)
"U-fone" Pesh Krta Hy
12 Aaney Package
Apne Un "Jazz"
Safeen k Liye Jinho''n
Ny 1st October 2008 Sy
Apni "Telenor" Sim
Istimal Nahi Ki,
Foran "Warid" Ka 100 Rs
Wala Recharge Kro
Aur Sab Keh Do ...
Mazeed Tafsilat K
Liye Apne
"Ptcl" Sy Dial Kare''n
0900 78601
Telefun Telefun ;->
302 chars (2 sms)
Wh8''s d difference b/w
unethical & ethical
advrtising?
Unethical advrtising
uses falsehood 2
deceive d Public,
Ethical advertising uses
truth 2 deceive d
public ;)
181 chars (2 sms)
Diff B/w Ignorance &
Patience
Whn U See d Mirror &
U Dnt Laugh @ Ur Self
Tht Is Ignorance
&
Whn I Luk @ U & I Also
Dnt Laugh , Tht Is Calld
Patience ;->
170 chars (2 sms)
|| Height Of
Self-Confidence ||
Teacher To
Student:
"You Are Late ...?"
Student:
"Late .. !!!
Who Me ... ?
No Way Sir ! I''m Alive..."
155 chars (1 sms)
Pehlay Girl Frndz Hoti Thi,
Magr Mob¡Le Pakages Nahi Thay,
Or Ab
Mob¡Le Pakajz Hain Magr Girl Friends Nahi,
Ab Sirf Un Companies Ki Sim Sale Hoon Gi Jo Ye Offer Krain Gi. . .
"Ek Sim Ki Khareedari Per 10 Girlz Number Free"
238 chars (2 sms)
After "Engagement" Pepole Askd What U Want?
Sardar Replied: Phansi
After Phansi
Pe0pLe Came 2 Know Sardar Waz Saying
"FIANCEE"
141 chars (1 sms)